Toys

Saw this online and thought it was cute…

“My lover phoned last night sounding with hot, horny & full of passion. After a bit of phone foreplay I suggested I come over. Excited she said yes, but to bring toys. When she opened her door she looked crestfallen, I did bring my toy cars & water pistol! What did I do wrong?????”

 

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