In The Dark

A woman has been married to her husband for ten years, and for all those ten years her husband insisted on making love in the dark. No matter how much she asked him, he would never turn the lights on. One night she grew tired of this and turned on the light while they were making love, and saw that he was using a dildo on her.

She says, “Honey, how could you do this! All this time you’ve never told me. Explain yourself immediately!!”

The husband says “Okay, I’ll explain. But first you explain the kids.”

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Hugh Hefner RIP

About a week ago I wrote about how Hugh Hefner’s Playboy magazine had an influence on my sexuality (along with Helen Gurly Brown of Cosmopolitan) and about naked female submissives and dressed male Dominants.

Another influence from that magazine was Roy Neiman’s Femlin.. the little “doll” wearing nothing but black thigh highs and long black gloves. My dad actually had several of these figurines. To this day, I have a real “thing” about wearing nothing but black thigh highs.